the first time I really realized I was 18 was when I went to click a “yes I am 18 years olds” button and realized I’m not lying
i just heard a bouncing noise and then that was followed by my dad saying
"oh no my potato"
I’ve made an astonishing discovery
did you guys just start reblogging it again while I was away
Contrary to popular belief “it’s a wonderful life” is NOT a good movie to watch while you’re in a horribly pissed off mood
When you go into a room and you can’t find a seat and that one person still remains to take up 3 seats with just their legs
so many people in my class have emailed me today begging me not to hand in my essays and conference work so that they dont look bad and we can all give them in late together like im sorry what do they think this is i did not bust my ass getting into a good university to make sisterhood of the traveling pants alliances i came to slay the competition
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
are you satan