Im a Bloody Bookworm, Thats Right!

getoutofmykitchensherlock:

iantofish-moriartyspider:

immortaliarty:

specialkrj:

sherlockianflyingthetardis:

this-adler-woman:

jimmoriartysendshislove:

reichenfeels:

I married Jim Moriarty because I was held hostage. 

o.o christ.

I brutally murdered Sally Donovan because Mycroft hired me to.

I helped solve a case with the Bee Gees because I felt like it :D

I burnt the heart out of Greg Lestrade because he/she’s sexy.

Truth.

I made a hit TV show with Jim Moriarty because Mycroft hied me to… Okay?

I strapped a bomb to Mrs. Hudson because she’s sexy? THE FUCK?

I made tea for Anderson, because he’s sexy. Damn right. Or for the Bee Gees as my top is black/white.

Does black/white count as grey? ‘cause I’d love to make Moriarty some Moriartea.

I made tea for Moriarty because there was a bomb strapped to me.

GOD I LOVE YOUR STYLE, MORIARTY…But I do willingly make tea for most people..

I skinned Moriarty because he’s sexy. 

…Clearly I was jealous of his sexiness and wanted it for my own. 

“I brutally murdered Mycroft Holmes because Mycroft hired me to.”

Well then…xD

1. tactician-mara reblogged this from khqueenloyalsherlockian and added:

   I burned the heart out of Anderson because there was a bomb strapped to me. :3 Sally, wanna hang out this weeke- what?...

2. khqueenloyalsherlockian reblogged this from twotwentyonebbakerst and added:

   I skinned Anderson because i was held hostage. Kay! I’m cool with that! XD

3. watsock reblogged this from prettyfreakingcrazy
4. prettyfreakingcrazy reblogged this from robert-downey-jrs-asss and added:

   I brutally murdered Jim Moriarty because I was held hostage. Wow. I’m awesome! XD

5. sherlock-from-gallifrey reblogged this from desusama and added:

   I brutally murdered Anderson because Anderson’s a cunt.

6. desusama reblogged this from cumberqueen and added:

   I made tea for Anderson because there was a bomb strapped to me

7. thescratchman reblogged this from ever-so-plucky and added:

   I had dinner with Anderson because there was a bomb strapped to me.

8. cleopatracodi reblogged this from ever-so-plucky and added:

   I made tea for Jim Moriarty because that’s my division

9. ever-so-plucky reblogged this from ever-so-plucky
10. karyn-butler reblogged this from princessmidna
11. allisonamazing reblogged this from i-am-gothams-reckoning and added:

    I strapped a bomb to Sally Donovan because I felt like it

12. badtripsandrocketships reblogged this from heartless-siren and added:

    I made a hit TV show with Sherlock Holmes because I was held hostage

13. i-am-gothams-reckoning reblogged this from onepersonarmy and added:

    I brutally murdered Sally Donovan because I felt like it. Seems Legit

14. triptraptracker reblogged this from dances-with-hipsters and added:

    I strapped a bomb to Sherlock Holmes, because there was a bomb strapped to me. What? If I go down, he goes down with me!

15. sherlockjohn3 reblogged this from not-theright-bowie and added:

    with….ugh, Anderson,...DAMMIT! YOU’D BETTER NOT LOWER MY IQ, YOU DINOSAUR-LOVING...

16. i-wanna-make-memories reblogged this from randomnessisallyouwillfindhere and added:

    I married Sherlock Holmes because there was a bomb strapped to me. …Lovely.

17. dirtytrenchcoataffair reblogged this from randomnessisallyouwillfindhere and added:

    I brutally murdered Sherlock because I was held hostage..wait no :/

18. randomnessisallyouwillfindhere reblogged this from superwholockfreak and added:

    I brutally murdered Anderson because I was held hostage.

19. shannan423 reblogged this from lithuanian-introvert and added:

    I strapped a bomb to Sally Donovan because it’s my division. YES!

20. scandiwhovian reblogged this from dorkyisthenewcool and added:

    I strapped a bomb to Sherlock Holmes because he’s sexy.

21. mimcat97 reblogged this from lyraterra
22. devention reblogged this from sherlocked-inside-the-tardis and added:

    I burned the heart out of Anderson because it’s my division. Seems legit.

23. amleonard83 reblogged this from fluffaloki and added:

    Excuse me… I brutally murdered Jim Moriarty because it’s my division

24. kigichi reblogged this from nargleslivehere and added:

    I helped solve a case with Mycroft Holmes because Mycroft hired me to. ….apparently Sherlock was on a date with John...

25. notsoyoungadults reblogged this from wishesshewerebritish
26. lyraterra reblogged this from thefallofgallifrey
27. magi-hen reblogged this from john-wheatson and added:

    I skinned Sally Donovan because she’s sexy…Darn school uniform shirt, if I was wearing my favorite color this sentence...

28. magi-hen liked this
29. john-wheatson reblogged this from zaroki and added:

    I stayed alive with the Bee Gees because there was a bomb strapped to me. Suspicions confirmed: I am John :)

30. john-wheatson liked this
31. paakotama reblogged this from eggsie and added:

    brutally murdered

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33. locomotor-barda reblogged this from wolfofbaskerville and added:

    I married Sherlock Holmes because I felt like it. Sounds accurate !

34. kaz-on-the-plate reblogged this from applecidervinegarforthewin and added:

    I have the skull of Sally Donovan because I felt like it. Well, I’m off to shotgun practice with my new clay pigeon!

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36. hawkarse reblogged this from franzhoover and added:

    I had dinner with Anderson because I felt like it.

37. franzhoover reblogged this from thisiswitty and added:

    I strapped a bomb to Anderson because there was a bomb strapped to me. Makes sense.

38. entry-level-jobs reblogged this from defender-of-fandoms
39. hallucinogenic-toreador reblogged this from timelordsintheshire and added:

    I made a hit TV show with Sherlock Holmes because it’s my division.

40. heliadedreams reblogged this from strucketh-by-hawkeyes-arrow and added:

    i danced with jim moriarty because it’s my division

41. becface11 reblogged this from oakfluxx and added:

    I danced with Sherlock Holmes because he’s sexy!! WIN!!!

42. t-hiddlez reblogged this from romulanwhore and added:

    hit TV show with Jim Moriarty...Anderson’s a cunt.

43. jeih reblogged this from duckvsdock and added:

    I made a hit TV show with Greg Lestrade because Mycroft hired me to.

44. duckvsdock reblogged this from wishesshewerebritish and added:

    I brutally murdered Sherlock Holmes because he’s sexy.

45. wishesshewerebritish reblogged this from deductism and added:

    I skinned Anderson Because there was a bomb strapped to me.

46. conductor-of-flight reblogged this from immortaliarty and added:

    I made a hit TV show with Sherlock Holmes because Mycroft hired me to. Woah guys. I’m going to be in the next season....

47. phantomoftheawkward reblogged this from sarcasticanthropoid and added:

    I had dinner with Sherlock Holmes because there was a bomb strapped to me. How romantic

48. spiffymustardseeds reblogged this from fred-asauras-rex and added:

    I helped solve a case with Greg Lestrade because Anderson’s a cunt.

49. fandomsloki-d reblogged this from getoutofmykitchensherlock and added:

    I made a hit TV show with Sherlock Holmes because there was a bomb strapped to me. Ok. I’ll totally take that. xD

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